<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35105585</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:45:56.631-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MONews</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>teeninlove</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09173154063067875898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35105585.post-116709627457571740</id><published>2006-12-25T17:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-25T17:24:34.586-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy birthday to ME~~~</title><content type='html'>helooo pple, i am miss farting shit and today is kejia's birthday!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEJIA~~~&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!&lt;br /&gt;yea man! i am off to celebrate my birthday now! cyazzz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By editor Loo kejia =P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35105585-116709627457571740?l=monewstimes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/feeds/116709627457571740/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35105585&amp;postID=116709627457571740' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116709627457571740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116709627457571740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/2006/12/happy-birthday-to-me.html' title='Happy birthday to ME~~~'/><author><name>teeninlove</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09173154063067875898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35105585.post-116693897780855636</id><published>2006-12-23T21:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T21:42:57.816-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HOHOHO! MONews Merry Christmas Edition</title><content type='html'>HOHOHO!!! merry chritmas everyone! wishing everyone a very merry berry christmas!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Advertisment:::&lt;br /&gt;"yummy! these crackers are really nice! where did u get them?"&lt;br /&gt;"oo, i got them from Haha Company =P!!! i bought some houses too!!"&lt;br /&gt;"wow! haha company =P? never heard of it!"&lt;br /&gt;"yeah, me too until i passed by a huge advertisment saying: Buy ur shit crackers today!"&lt;br /&gt;SHIT CRACKERS:&lt;br /&gt;made from shit and sugar.&lt;br /&gt;varieties: dirrorea flavor, urine flavor, walnut flavor, andd much much more!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GET YOURS TODAY from outlets in Singapore!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a very merry christmas!&lt;br /&gt;From all of MONews&lt;br /&gt;sponsered by : Haha Company =P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35105585-116693897780855636?l=monewstimes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/feeds/116693897780855636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35105585&amp;postID=116693897780855636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116693897780855636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116693897780855636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/2006/12/hohoho-monews-merry-christmas-edition.html' title='HOHOHO! MONews Merry Christmas Edition'/><author><name>teeninlove</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09173154063067875898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35105585.post-116678300263811756</id><published>2006-12-22T01:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-22T02:24:53.886-08:00</updated><title type='text'>-MONews - Volume one</title><content type='html'>Welcome to MONews! here we have our host, ........ Mr Assholey Pumpkin!!!!! Today, unfortunately, Miss Farting Shit is absent due to a hurricane in her town, Hurricane&amp;Storms town. She will be coming in a moment's time, but lets us have Mr Assholey to tell us whats up, and whats down.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;"Good Morning, erm.......... people...(right people!)Today we will have a special weather report on Hurricane&amp;amp;Storms town and Sunshinesucks town. in Hurricane&amp;amp;storms town, we have a typhoon and a hurricane and a storm. its the worst weather anyone has seen... sob sob... hope Miss Farting Shit is alright...sob sob... i mean, lets check the weather report on Sunshinesucks town. i will pass this time to the best reporter in town, Mr Reporting Person."&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;"Yo whats up peeps!!!!!!!!!! I........have........ memory loss.......sorry.........i.......will.........speak........like.........that......for......the......moment...... I HATE YOU CAMERA MAN!!!! I CAN'T POSSIBLY GO ON LIKE THIS FOR THE WHOLE NEWS REPORT!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK LIKE THIS!!! I DO NOT HAVE MEMORY LOSS U SHITTY BUTT!!!!"*crash boom bang zzzzzzzzzzzzzxzxzxzzzzxzxzzzzz*&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;"Right... nevermind. Back to Sunshinesucks town weather report. We are not able to see the weather there but at least i can tell u the weather there. The weather there is -1000 degrees celcuis there. Thats why they hate sunshine... Now for whats up and whats down!!! This is exciting!!! Lemme tell u whats up! The ceiling!!!! whats down??? the floor!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i am soo evil!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzxzxzxzzzzzzz...&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;OKAY...We are done with MONews volume one! and by the way, there's a little pimple on ur little puny (or maybe big) butt!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cyass,&lt;br /&gt;editor Loo Kejia =D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35105585-116678300263811756?l=monewstimes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/feeds/116678300263811756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35105585&amp;postID=116678300263811756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116678300263811756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35105585/posts/default/116678300263811756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monewstimes.blogspot.com/2006/12/monews-volume-one.html' title='-MONews - Volume one'/><author><name>teeninlove</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09173154063067875898</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35105585.post-116091562981319634</id><published>2006-10-15T05:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T05:33:49.820-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sherilyn-</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Finally able to come in..&lt;br /&gt;Upcoming News..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;-This blog will be facing changes of background, tagboard would be added by me.. etc..&lt;br /&gt;-Memebers: Eileen, Odelia and me, Sherilyn.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;-After Changes, news will be up!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Please stand by!! 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